Potty Animal: Funny Songs About Potty Training

Praise for Potty Animal:

My sons love to sing about poop and pee, and I sure wish I'd had these songs when I was their age. -- Matt Groening

After three sessions with Potty Animal, my dog Bubba has stopped pooping in the living room, and is so moved by the lyrics he's started to create some of his own doggerel. -- Amy Tan

These songs have completely changed my life. You should see my underwear. -- Dave Barry

Number two on the hit parade. -- Roy Blount, Jr.

This lovely music should go far to satisfy the natural prurience and foul-mindedness endemic to small children. I guarantee they'll ADORE it! -- Jessica Mitford

I laughed so hard I almost wet my pants. But I didn't . . . It works! -- Dave Marsh

While they learn to use the potty, your kids will have fun singing along with Auntie Poo & the Porta-Potties.

It may seem scary now, but soon You'll be singing a different tune When you have to poop or pee The potty is the perfect place to be Oh dear, whatcha gonna do? Number one or number two? Sittin' here, cause it's potty time Everything's gonna come out just fine! from Everything's Gonna Come Out Just Fine © Goldmark & Schields

Potty Animal is a production of Don't Quit Your Day Job Records. This collaboration features lyrics by Kathi Kamen Goldmark (BMI) and Gretchen Schields (BMI), music by Kathi and illustrations by Gretchen.

Auntie Poo N. Potts was chosen as the Porta-Potties' lead singer by the process of elimination. The only daughter of an aristocratic Czech porcelain commode baron and an accordion playing gypsy princess, Poo came to UC Berkeley to complete a degree in engineering. While finishing her doctoral dissertation on Varieties of Indoor Plumbing Systems in the Urban West, Poo began sitting in with the Porta-Potties during weekend jams in Poople's Park. It wasn't long before she let her promising academic career slide right down the drain, but Poo has never looked back. She says, I love this band - they're such regular guys. When we play together, everything seems to flow! Now that POTTY ANIMAL is in the can, Poo is looking forward to a vacation in Nevada, where she plans to do some serious re-laxing at the crap tables. Her uncanny resemblance to both Gretchen and Kathi is purely coincidental.

Selections on Potty Animal Potty Animal Gonna Go Go! (It's My Potty Tonight) Don't Pamper Me Everything's Gonna Come Out Just Fine Flush the Magic Dragon I'll Be Potty Trained by My Birthday Don't Need It Anymore Gas, Food & Lodging Artists Auntie Poo N. Potts Lead & background vocals Connie Commode Pedal steel guitar Donna Squeeze d'Charmin Background vocals P.P. Devine Washboard & percussion Downwind Billy Accordion & washboard Ty D. Dydee Keyboards Bertram Swirley Flushrite Drums Flush Gordon Bass & kazoo Perri Stalsis Background vocals Peter Tucker Drums I.M. Wett Guitars Rusty Zipper Pedal steel guitar and background vocals Kids Chorus: Carla Selvin, Elinor Lauden & Little Johnny, with Billy's Kids: Kelly Buscovich, Michelle Riera, Eli Trichon & William N. Trichon Choral director & kazoo meister Billy Philadephia Kazoo solo Ari The Lips Cushner, Alison Victor Producer: Kathi Kamen Goldmark

more info at www.dqydj.com
8 items found

Song(s)